What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why do women stubbornly refuse to let men lead, even though they are attracted to the man, and the man both loves and desires them? Why do they get angry and blame the man when he gets fed up and walks away, when it's entirely their own fault?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : I'm 24.

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What was your experience when trying GHB?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Tea ?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

Me : Sure.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

Me : No

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?